Texas Style Boot Party

A spectacular ass kicking, on the part of several assailants, usually delivered when the target (or targets) are at a point of extreme confidence and feeling invincible, therefore being utterly humiliated.
Wow, the Yankee's just gave the Sox a Texas Style Boot Party.

Jed thought he would get away with calling Brandy a skank, but her boyfriend and her husband treated him to a Texas Style Boot Party...
by Stoutwalker April 18, 2010
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North Texas Rail Productions

North Texas Rail Productions is a DFW Railfan who has like idk? met so many like a w e s o m e train operators, so um yeah.
North Texas Rail Productions is a friendly person who runs a small discord server.
by ytnorthtexasrailproductions February 21, 2021
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texas man's pot pie

when a man shits in a girl's vagina then eats it out
Dude... I gave sally a texas man's pot pie....it tasted like shit
by T-Brat April 01, 2007
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Texas faced sports cunt

One who insists on driving an early model red sports car with Texas plates. Can usually be found warming up the engine by over revving before 9 am on Sunday mornings.
"What's that noise honey?"
"Go back to sleep dear, It's only the Texas faced sports cunt from upstairs"
by Teddy Hancock July 11, 2008
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Texas Bursting Long Horn

The Act of two males, typically at the end of a gang bang, putting their cocks on the top of a females head with both cocks facing a different direction as to give the impression of horns on a head and begin cumming viverously.
Dude, Tristan called me earlier and asked me if I could find a friend to give her a Texas Bursting Long Horn. You in?
by Wolfsbanex May 07, 2015
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South Texas Wizard Battle

A competition in which two males face each other, pants down, while being either self or partner stimulated. First person to cast their spell on the opponent wins.
"Sorry, my eyesight hasn't been right since I lost a South Texas Wizard Battle."
by spellsnshit September 30, 2011
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South Texas Zombie Defense

acronym for South Texas Zombie Defense
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on myspace and join before they come
by EddieG July 24, 2007
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