Ass theory

Ass theory dictates that any object that came from an unexplained location (between 138mm and 1002mm) came from an individuals anal cavity.

Bob asked " Where'd that squirrel come from?"
Tony says " Ass theory is the only explanation."

by nanananinagga August 24, 2009

Ass Wrath

The act of falling asleep with ones window closed. Throughout the night you start ripping complete ass all the scent settles in your room and when you awake and leave the room for a wile then return you are almost knocked out from your own scent lingering in your room

friend comes over in morning.

"Dude what the fuck your room has horrible ass wrath"

"Man...i know i forgot to sleep with my windows open"

"you fuck!"

by angelo colonna October 18, 2008

smashing asses

To have sex. Another term for the act of intercourse.

What were they doing in there? Smashing asses.

by Stoned Ocalians April 6, 2008

ass-muppet

(1)An insult thrown at one younger than you, one of less status, or someone you plan on beating close to death. It implies that they are indeed a sock puppet made specifically for use with ones ass.

(1) "I'll wipe my ass with your face, you fucking ass-muppet."

by ProjectSOBER April 5, 2003

monkeys ass

a circular bald spot on the top back part of mans head. similar to a monkeys ass "bald with hair around it".

dam that dude need to put a hat on. walking around with a monkeys ass on his head.

by bebbbbbbmmMbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb September 4, 2017

Ass Flag

Another word for a dogs tail. Especially when a dog has his butt towards you and is waving his tail.

Hey, check it out, Harley is waving is ass flag.

by Windowlicker9000 March 6, 2010

easy ass

Noun- a woman with an ass that's soft for pushing and accommodating for easy anal.

Met this girl last night and took her back to my place. Happy to say she was an easy ass.

by NSAssman July 2, 2016