Wood chipper

A person who consumes the sexual energy of men and leave s th a shambled, emotional wreck on the floor, not unlike a scattered pile of wood chips on the floor. see: Fargo.

Synonyms: man eater,

Usage: Kelly really fucked him up good. Just like they did to Mark and Tony. What a wood chipper.

by Deepderper July 16, 2017

wood pig

A late 20's cycling influencer with an orbital gimp fetish.

I wish this Wood Pig CAD Gremlin would hurry up and GET these drawings out.

by Bisk Mcmann February 16, 2024

Snapping Wood

When one's dick has been bent out of shape in the woman's anus it is known as snapping wood

I fucked that horse so hard i started snapping wood

by The Laddergoat February 27, 2011

wood scratch

The action in which a male scratches his penis

John was in public but managed to get a wood scratch in without anyone noticing

by pseudonym6492928482615385 December 29, 2013

Chapel Wood

The act of getting an erection in the middle of a religious service

I woke up Sunday morning for church only to get some chapel wood next to my grandparents.

by Chargingsugar October 03, 2014

Michael Wood

World's Smartest Native Australian, also a name used to pressure people into doing things.

Man 1: Oi mate skull that beer right now
Man 2: I'm not going to do that!
Man 1: Alright, but Michael Wood
Man 2: Oh no now I have to do it

by Funnel-King March 15, 2018

Lay Wood

To penetrate a woman via sexual intercourse

Duffer: I'm gonna lay wood tonight for sure. Colleen so wants me, dude.

by TuAnon February 22, 2024