Kevin

A guy who has the smallest dick in the universe, who also smells like shit and probably sucks his pet's dick. And Kevin's often think they're an expert at something, but their statements often blows up in their own faces

literally no one:
Kevin: I invented lay up.

by Stinky possum December 25, 2022

ohio Kevin

A man who hangs around at the local bar everyday.

Person 1: “We saw Dave at the bar AGAIN yesterday, can you believe that?!”

Person 2: “Yeah man, he’s become a total Ohio Kevin.”

by totallycracked December 28, 2022

Kevin The Carrot

this mofo is a true brit he plays for marks and spencers FC as a striker and the england food FC the carrot lad loves a bit of brexit tackling and he plays with colin the caterpillar who is also a true british beast on the field

kevin the carrot is literally a goat

by big fat tubby December 29, 2022

Kevin Anderson

A man who possess no desire to either defecate nor pass flatulence.

“Hooh. I don’t wanna poop, I don’t wanna fart. I’m Kevin Anderson.”

by wavvyvisionsdude January 5, 2023

Kevin

The smelliest person that caused pollution and won’t admit that Christie is just better

Kevin is smelly

by whopopolo January 8, 2023

Kevin

Kevin is one of the nicest people you will ever meet and is superior in everything he does. He a great person to become friends with or even date and he'll love you forever dating or not. Kevin never gives up in anything he sets his mind on and cares for others before themself. He want others to feel more confident and always cracks a joke to lighten the mood. Kevin is much a fun person to be around and lots look up to them. Everyone has a Kevin in their life and no matter what he's always smiling. But sometimes getting on Kevin's bad side will transform him into someone else. He is strong and willing to do to win the fight. Overall, Kevin is a great and caring person and you shouldn't get on his bad side or he'll fuck your dumbass up.

Person 1: Hey Kevin you tryna smoke

Person 2: Kevin wouldn't smoke he's a bitch

Kevin: 'fucks them up'

by the best of the best AHHHHH November 20, 2023

Kevin

Kevin is an Independent man who makes a lot of money, whether he have dreads , a low cut or curly hair he still is very handsome. Kevin is funny he never fails to make somebody laugh , when you are feeling down just call a Kevin and he will brighten your day. Kevin has his ways of making people mad by playing to much but that’s just him.

OMG, Kevin just made him fall and laughed.

by Micheal8100 November 21, 2023