fuck a biscuit

Fuck a biscuit is what you say when you've been to too damn many Waffle Houses over a period of stay in the American South.

We been on this tour bus since Williamsburg, last date in Shreveport. I been eating grits and waffles and all kinds of pork all summer. To hell with a collard green and fuck a biscuit.

by Highsmith March 8, 2019

Fuck It

Last thing that goes through a human mind before taking any important decisions or doing something stupid

"Should I propose to my crush or stalk her like a creep????Hmmm....Fuck it, I'll just bang some hooker and get Aids...

by Frost Ghost March 10, 2019

Un-Fuck

When you want to apologize for saying "fuck you" to someone.

Person: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU TABLE! FUCK YOU CHAIR!
-A moment later-
Person: *sobs* I'm sorry, I didn't mean to anger you, table, chair. I un-fuck you guys.

by LambSkewers March 10, 2019

Pittsburgh fuck

A midst sexual intercourse one party holds a Primanti’s sandwich and allows other party to take bites

“You ever try a Pittsburgh fuck?”
“Oh ya, fuck me up with some Primanti’s”

by Aviusknight March 10, 2019

Fucking wingman

For a woman ...A fucking wingman is a wingman you wanna have sex with.

He’s got your back in every situation ... and is way better than friends with benefits!!

When you don’t want a typical boyfriend/ girlfriend relationship but want someone who gets you.. respects you ... has your back... and have great sexy time...you need a fucking wingman!!

Jill: what kinda man are you looking for?

Jac: I don’t want a boyfriend or friends with benefits ... I want a fucking wingman

by Jacstar March 11, 2019

Taverne-fucked

You’re fucked when you’re taverne-fucked. But there is still always chance to crawl back in.

Me: after last night I’m officially taverne-fucked. I might as well say sorry to him..
Other: You’ll get over it.

by Annada March 11, 2019

Fuck

The fucking word you say when you fucking stepped on dog shit

FUCK! I STEPPED ON DOG SHIT!

by I WILL KILL YOU EVENTUALLY March 12, 2019