This word describes the feeling of being extremely high due to marijuana use. This word is used to describe someone who is so high they cannot function properly. It can also be used in first person.
“Omg last night Marcus was so high he walked through a drive thru, paid, and didn’t take his food, he must have been high off his zoonies.”
“I’m high off my zoonies bro, I literally just heard my dog tell me to go to bed...I don’t even have a dog.”
“I’m high off my zoonies bro, I literally just heard my dog tell me to go to bed...I don’t even have a dog.”
by Leehelm October 31, 2020
Get the High off my zooniesmug. This is the act of masturbation by an exteremely beautiful woman while the other partner watches or coaches the masturbator on.
by BradieBear July 7, 2010
Get the Petting my koalamug. by Mzhma November 27, 2023
Get the Flick my bicmug. Woman: Hey, have you heard of that guy who asked his girlfriend to and quote, ‘base my balls?’
Man: Yea! It was on the news and everything.
Man: Yea! It was on the news and everything.
by Iceleaf29 December 21, 2018
Get the Base My Ballsmug. 
by Idk😰 March 24, 2016
Get the touching my tabletmug. My girl and I were having an amazing night but the best part when she would start Polishing My Granite winkie.
by graniteman1960 February 21, 2020
Get the Polishing My Granitemug.