A dick (or interchangeable penis) that shoots cum like a mini gun. These type of people usually have big balls, and also the dick might be sore after this practice, And is recommended to do a training course before this.
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Usually done in an persistent and annoying way
Usually done in an persistent and annoying way
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Person 1: MANNNN your car really lame like my car cost way more
Person 2: damn why you dick riding
Nobody at all:
Person 1: MANNNN your car really lame like my car cost way more
Person 2: damn why you dick riding
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Get the dick fuck mug.1. Lame playground insult used to taunt boys named Clayton.
2. A potent potable rumored to have originated at the Hilton Boston-Woburn, consisting of a Plantation Jamaica rum base, Luxardo maraschino liqueur, and several other digestifs. Served up in a daiquiri glass.
3. Literally a dick formed from clay.
2. A potent potable rumored to have originated at the Hilton Boston-Woburn, consisting of a Plantation Jamaica rum base, Luxardo maraschino liqueur, and several other digestifs. Served up in a daiquiri glass.
3. Literally a dick formed from clay.
Punk-ass kid: Hey Clay dick.
Clayton: Fuck you! You're a dick!
Guy: I'll have a clay dick please.
Bartender: Up or on the rocks?
Guy: Up you imbecile.
The artisan had an unusually large grin as he put the finishing touches on his latest clay dick.
Clayton: Fuck you! You're a dick!
Guy: I'll have a clay dick please.
Bartender: Up or on the rocks?
Guy: Up you imbecile.
The artisan had an unusually large grin as he put the finishing touches on his latest clay dick.
by The_Klay May 8, 2018
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"Dick Vision" is a tongue-in-cheek phrase used when someone hilariously and unexpectedly finds themselves noticing phallic shapes in the most ordinary objects around them. Picture this: you're walking down the street, and suddenly every lamp post, bottle, or even oddly shaped vegetables at the market starts looking suspiciously like a cartoonish rendition of male genitalia. It's like having a funny pair of glasses on that turns the world into a hidden adult-themed comedy show. This term is usually used among friends for a good laugh, highlighting the quirky and sometimes absurd human tendency to find patterns in random things.
As Toni burst into laughter pointing at the closed umbrella, one of her friends chimed in with a smirk, "Oh no, Toni's got Dick Vision! Watch out, she's on a roll – soon even the hot dogs and cucumbers will be part of her phallic parade!"
by Demigod33 December 21, 2023
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