resting zoom face

The face one makes while on a remote video chat or meeting using zoom or other virtual meeting services. The resting zoom face is usually indicative of not remembering others can see your face.

Why do you all look so bored? Oh. It's only your resting zoom face.

by Grimstache September 8, 2020

Bloody smiley face

When u girl is on her period after sex pull out and draw a smiley face on her stomach with your penis

Ya dawg last night I did the bloody smiley face on my girl last night cuz she been quite bitchy lately

by Me. Cock catapult September 18, 2020

get my face wet

A delicate, linguistic artform of such cunning gourmet that will ultimately subjugate any female, during proper application, and momentarily rendering her to a state of cathartic paroxysm. Or, ecstasy.

"I promise you if she shows up to the party, I'll get my face wet."

(masculine)

" No, I'm not into that. It doesn't turn me on, I ain't tryna get my face wet."

by ProbablyJynxy October 24, 2020

Brazilian stink face

Where you scratch your ass bare handed to add damage to a slap or punch

Oh god Jeremy Brazilian stink faces me at our fight last night

by The man man October 26, 2020

Brazilian stink face

Where you scratch your ass bare handed to add a stink to your slaps or punches

Oh god Jeremy Brazilian stink faces me last night at our fight

by The man man October 26, 2020

Clam chowder face

An unsymmetrical droopy face. Only achieved by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Gabby has such a clam chowder face when she’s wasted.

by Henry the reet November 6, 2020

Clam chowder face

An unsymmetrical droopy face. Achieved only by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Yo! Did you see Gabby’s clam chowder face last night, she was wasted.

by Henry the reet November 6, 2020