.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

walk in my nines

"nines" refers to shoe size which makes the statement "walk in my shoes"
T.I. used this phrase in his song "Castle Walls" featuring Christina Aguilera.

T.I.- "Walk in my nines a while , I dare you."

by StonerAcademy June 4, 2016

my favourite editor

kayleesbryqnt is my favourite editors, they are so sweet and their edits are everything <3

kayleesbryqnt is my favourite editor always and forever <3

by petrovalovez April 23, 2022

Creamed my chaps

Cummed my pants

Person 1:omg dude its granny smith
Person 2:I just creamed my chaps

by Penis yum April 30, 2019

Punching My Pizza

"Jacking off with pepperoni grease by only to blueballs. You don't finish."

I was seen in a playground Punching My Pizza

by Steve Beats October 9, 2019

My Avi.

I love you.

You're the very first person to make me feel this way.
I like talking to you,

those late night calls,
unplanned movie night and everything that we do.

I like- no, i love everything about you.
your eyes, your face, your laugh, your cute smile, your sweet and calming voice, your hands waving hi and you singing and talking without knowing you're not muted.

i'm thankful that i've met you, and that i have you.
i love you.

you're my orange person, avi! ^-^
i love you, my avi.

by i'm autumn. April 3, 2023

shitting my whack

Crapping yourself, being really scared of something. The word 'my' would usually be pronounced 'me' when said by a Teessider. (North East England)

I watched a HORROR film the other night, was proper scary, i was shitting my whack

by CharlieC April 21, 2018