Ass confidence

When a woman is very confident in the size of her booty.

Stacy has a high level of ass confidence after her surgery.

by renegaj September 19, 2016

Jive ass Jerky

An offensive saying which can be used for any meaning that a smashbro god such as bobby, feels so.

"Matt yous just a Jive ass Jerky, dope feeding dont no shit, tit licking, butt fucking drugging, sucking dick cheese on a ferris wheel while pillow biting the shit out of your ass due to the fact you have a large dick in yo ear because its a tuesday. Jive ass Jerky!

by Dr. Mario is God July 28, 2010

Pancake ass

The Addis flat

Ay yo wassup.ay man my new girl got pancake ass!

by Alex Reid plop October 10, 2019

Pancake ass

Somebody whose ass looks like it’s a continuation of their back

Zafiro got such a pancake ass

She does a million squats a day, but her ass is still flatter than fuck.

I love chicks with pancake asses...said no one ever

by Pancake ass November 25, 2018

Pancake Ass

On this day you slap your friends ass. But only if they are flatter than a pancake.

Jason: * slaps Alex’s ass
Alex: Hey. What did you do that for!

Jason: You have a pancake ass!
Alex: Oh okay 👍🏽

by Lil Pancake 🥞 November 18, 2019

Tile Ass

Whenever someone has a ass that is do fucking flat; that even pancakes quiver in fear whenever they see people with a Tile Ass.

Chad 1: Oh mah gawd bro, Stephanie has such a Tile Ass dude
Chad 2: Yeah dude, but like Sun Tzu said, if there's a hole; there's a way.

by Thatweirdcrazyguy September 30, 2020

Lop Dick Ass

Someone who can’t cut it in a team setting.

Someone who requires others to pick up their slack.

Someone who can’t cut it in a team setting.

Jake and his mustache doesn’t want any “Lop Dick Ass” on his team of All stars.

Hey guys look at that “LDA” he can’t do anything right....what a dummy.

by Man with too much time March 12, 2021