My egg roll

Couples nickname ;)

Ur my egg roll

by Trump will find fraud August 12, 2021

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my purse

Describing someone's "personals," or something they find personal or unique to them.

Watching football on Sundays is my purse.

by I'm The Shit May 14, 2006

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on my

What you would say to someone that keep tryna initiate shit w you and always tryna point out some dumbass shit.

Person 1: Why yo goofy ass wearing creased airforces?
Person 2: You on my dick nigga, hop off.

by typeshi1234 May 12, 2023

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I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it

A meme/song lyric.

Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?

Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)

by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022

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Feed my lizard

An excuse to leave an online chat room, mainly for gaming, to go and masturbate

"You ready to start the next match?"
"Hol' up I need to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

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Drove my Chevy to the BLEVE

A corruption of a line in the song American Pie, used in past tense reference to getting dangerously close to a Boiling Liquid Evaporating Vapor Explosion. Such explosions are often delayed for some time after the start of a fire heating a closed vessel containing liquid. The fire makes a telltale plume that draws spectators, who often bring their video cameras, and then the container bursts, producing the BLEVE.

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the BLEVE...

I drove my Chevy to the BLEVE and melted my sunglasses.

by Stimpleton J Cat December 9, 2013

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