Dick Rider

Brock

Brock is a dick rider

by Chumpppppp April 21, 2022

My dick is massive

Something said by a guy with a micropenis

Person1: My dick is massive!

Person2: no it’s not...

by Guy with small dick July 22, 2018

Came out of my dick

To come out of one's dick; To emerge from a period of isolation, filled with anti-social tendencies. (Not to be confused with the colloquial use, meaning to ejaculate from one's penis.)

Last month I was haunted by the experience of being a member of society but I came out of my dick and now I feel much better.

by John Whorrds January 23, 2023

Philosophical Dick

When the dick is so good or so bad, your partner can't help but mull over some of the philosophical questions of life.

Ex. What is the meaning of life? What did I do to deserve this? Can we ever know everything?

His philosophical dick was so good I had to question the universe

by Shenzibiothane111 November 5, 2021

Dick

The tiny thing that all men have.

Or someone can be a dick

*person 1* Oi your dicks small ):<
*person 2* Awh man ):

OR

*Guy one* Hey you see that guy over there?
*Guy two* yeah, why?
*Guy one* Well he's a dick.
*Guy three* Fuck you ):<

by Justa urbandictionary worder February 2, 2024

dick tote

a banana Hammock or a male thong

went to the beach and hung my grundle in a dick tote.

by jbonesmorons August 26, 2018

Stupid dick tricks

Stupid Dick tricks are when a guy or bf slaps penis back and forth or helicopter. Or Felix muscle UN front of u to amaze u

There goes D.K doing stupid Dick tricks again .

by Orting honey June 30, 2016