mayonaisse ass

your ass sweats so much the cheeks slide when you walk.Like you have mayo in your cheeks

I got the mayonaisse ass

by mickeyfinnmickey August 9, 2019

Soap Ass

Usually implying some level of homosexuality. A funny term used to describe someone who "drops the soap."

You're such a Soap Ass! Ha ha.

by 456654456654 December 23, 2012

Ass Bandit

A guy that raids another man's ass and steals it (Humps it). See Butt Pirate

Steve went all Ass Bandit like that scene from Indiana Jones

by TheHairyDicktator April 21, 2015

Ass Digging

The act of foraging underneath layers of clothing to provoke anal stimulation. This is usually performed in public, and by aestheticallly repulsive participants.

“Did you see the video of the guy ass digging that chick in the car park, Dave?”

“Look over there in the corner, another ass digging”

by Hooroodedoo November 24, 2018

Ass tit

A dumb hoe

Ugh that dumb ass tit slept with him

by Jekskdk June 27, 2016

Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang to show exclamation

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer

by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022

Ratchet Ass Jewish Kid

A Jewish kid that's ratchet as shit and doesn't give a fuck.

Man 1: Dude, did you see that Ratchet Ass Jewish Kid over there?

Man 2: Yeah he don't give no fucks.

by gmoney2904 December 8, 2017