Schrödinger's Dick

A scientific theory stating that the size of a virgin's dick is both above and below average until they measure it.

Person 1: Do you have a big dick?
Person 2: I'm not sure, I'm too lazy to measure it.
Person 1: Oh, so it's a Schrödinger's Dick situation.

by Skulltra February 3, 2021

Dick

A thing all men play with

My male friend play with his dick

by Daniel the 2nd February 4, 2021

Dick

A male genital.
An insust.

A short name for Richard.

Ahhh man my dick in juicing.
Or fuck you you dick
Oh hey Richard/dick

by C6rn February 6, 2021

dehydrated dick

the dick of a guy who drinks nothing but soda.
most likely also has toxic waste cum.

"the guy I sucked off last night had dehydrated dick asf."

by er1ko February 6, 2021

Reset Dick

When the penis is unable to get properly erect again during a short time after ejaculation. Also known as the refactory period.

P1: "Babe, why aren't you hard yet?"
P2: "I just came babe, and I have reset dick!"

"Reset dick feels like sober whiskey dick."

by ZXS February 7, 2021

dick festival

a festival in japan that i look forwards to a lot

“dude wanna go to the dick festival tomorrow?”
“of course bestie”

by suckblocksyeayea February 7, 2021

Dick dockers

Person responsible for flooding social media with tik tok videos assuming every social medias target audience intersect with the PewDiePie fan base, I.e. tweens

Trying to find something worth upvoting in r/funny but someone at Reddit left the padlock gate unlocked on the window lickers pen and let all the dick dockers out.

by Fresh_gumbo February 11, 2021