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vacation dick

A dick that is too big to receive on a daily basis; one that's only for special occasions, like when you are on vacation
Girl 1: I hooked up with Todd last night...
Girl 2: Really? Would you do it again?
Girl 1: Hell naw! He is too big, I need some time to recuperate. Save that boy and his vacation dick for special occasions.
by Ensalada June 16, 2016
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topple dick

When the D gets soft half way up and topples over like a tower
i was finna smash but turns out he had topple dick.
by tickledmeelmo March 4, 2023
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Dick

A nick name for the people that have the name Richard or Ricky
So how is dick?
by Nichole_bitch April 26, 2019
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ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome

Usually occurs in men 65 or older.
Symptoms include:
- Wearing of cargo shorts, Skechers and New Balance shoes. -Food stains on all shirts. -The uncontrollable urge to share medical conditions with total strangers. -A sudden, frozen gaze. Mouth agape(drool sometimes present) as if they have no freaking idea of where they are. -Experts on all things: Politics, driving directions,grilling, etc. -Often forget why they are in the bathroom.

ODH wives usually die before them, out of pure desire.

This leads to the ODH usually being found dead, due to starvation, in filthy clothing.

If you suspect you are near an ODH: Don't make eye contact. Never, ever ask, "How ya doin'?"
"That guy told me about his bowel movements for 20 minutes. He must have ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome"
by The Natrona Jackhammer July 16, 2024
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dick

by cjtheman November 24, 2019
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Kick dick week

Kick any boys dick for a whole week
I want to kick your dick so badly because it’s kick dick week
by Mgb1238746 October 2, 2020
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Dick parmesan

It is a cheese like substance that your penis creates after not being washed for around two months.
It is considered a delicacy in India and the Eastern part of America.
It is said to have healing properties such as upon comsuming it you will instanly vomit out your innards and your mouth will rot only to be healed in an even better state than before, it is also used as an add on for salads.
Person 1 Yoooo dude have you tried dick parmesan?
Person 2 Brat porastni ti debelo,nedorodeno kopele nadqvam se semejstvoto ti da umre v kofata ot koqto sa izlezli, syshto shte porque zlatnata ti ribka.
by niggaballsinyourmouth February 25, 2025
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