I was just testing my reflexes

Something cool that you can say when your caught jacking off.

I was just testing my reflexes

by Judge dredd7 July 8, 2012

my life

is a lie and i need therapy... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH help aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

girl1 bro my life is a mess
girl2 on god bro

by gayfuckkcauseimbord May 9, 2023

My dog

You

You are my dog. Now shit! I mean sit!

by Black people are funny (sike) September 12, 2022

Fiddling with my Whistle

A Violin and Tin Whistle YouTube Channel, that makes 'play along' Tab tutorials

Has over 100,000 Subscribers

and gets over 1.2 million views per moth

Have you learn how to play that fiddling with my whislte tutorial
Fiddling with my Whistle must be the best violin teacher in the world

by Fiddling Whislte January 11, 2021

i wanna throw my box on him

i wanna throw my box on him

i wanna throw my box on him

by 춤추는수면 September 15, 2022

im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat

a term for when you want to jack the fuck outta your um how do i say this you may call it you bizz your donkey your bush with a branch or if your weird you say cock

person 1:yo bro can i borrow your phone so i can watch xx- i mean call mom
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat

by nigger\nigga\negro May 5, 2023

playing on my heart strings

If someone is trying to make you feel sorry for them, especially with the intentions of getting something from you, they are “playing with your heart strings”.

My buddy must be broke again; he called me “playing on my heart strings”. That’s his favorite way to get money without even asking.

by MachTool October 4, 2022