Front-porch ass

An ass that look's really good to anybody else going by, but nobody actually hangs out there because it’s uncomfortable.

My wife has a front-porch ass because I never actually get to use it.

by Maxbender May 25, 2025

Chase2 ass

So dam small it’s non existent. Your neighbor probably has a Chase2 ass. But you can’t tell cause it’s to small. You couldn’t even fit a 1 inch dick in there. It’s called a Chase2 ass because Its that kind of ass that you chase around for 2 years then you can’t even fit in it.

You liked her until you realized she had a Chase2 ass

by Jordan1212 June 5, 2018

Why Is AMerica ferrera's Lesbian Ass Is ALways Only TalkignTOHEr Mother

Why Is AMerica ferrera's Lesbian Ass Is ALways Only TalkignTOHEr Mother

Why Is AMerica ferrera's Lesbian Ass Is ALways Only TalkignTOHEr Mother

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Buddy Ass

Chicago slang to describe a goofy or a fool. Someone who is irritating. A person who has no self awareness or is oblivious to the way they are perceived.

“Buddy ass been calling me all day. He irritating as hell”

“When’s the last time you seen Buddy ass?”

by Big folks December 17, 2024

Swamp Ass

A smelly booty grease that forms in the crevice of your ass after you sweat. It is usually a result of strenuous exercise or overexertion. Chubby people that pack a double wide surprise dump truck of an ass may experience this phenomenon regularly.

Bobby I got a real bad case of swamp ass you think you can finish digging up this ditch.

by bootyclapper34135 March 29, 2023

ass year

a leap year, but a terrible leap year

1: How was your year, 2?
2: Bad year.
1: Oh, must be an ass year, huh?
2: Yeah, pretty much.

by MaraVura October 6, 2021

Slap ass Friday

When you want to slap booty this day is a Godsend if you want to complete the challenge then okay

“Hey man are you ready for slap ass friday

by Beanieboy April 7, 2019