Not my problem

You know what, I'm going to take a different route with this one. I was going to say something else (Which you likely saw) but I'm going to pivot and say this instead: If Forrest Gump is "real" in the same way that the bible is "real" then there is is no REAL moral significance to the moral presuppositions. Additionally, if the book needs to be interpret by someone who doesn't believe in the underlying axioms for people draw accurate conclusions... Then the book itself is not an accurate lens through with to view the world. His entire case for the bible is literally just "What? The glasses your wearing have ink all over them? Don't worry. I'll just tell what's happening." And then he reaches into you wallet and takes your money and then he guides you straight into a wall and walks away.

Hym "Not my problem he says. You just want the moral authority of God for yourself and if you amswer the question honestly you lose it immediately. So you obfuscate the nature of 'truth' and 'real' to appease your own conscience."

by Hym Iam May 28, 2024

Lick my ball sack

A phrase used to angrily and inappropriately reject someone's opinion.

You hate blahblahblah? Lick my ball sack.

by Random Words & Definitions May 28, 2024

My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute

My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute (also known as Oreimo) is the best fucking anime to ever exist omg
The entire show was a jacob collier moment

"Yo Andy, also known as Noobieslayer, also known as Amfu, also known as AndysNoobie"
"Yeah bro (in 6'4 nonchalant dreadhead)"
"Do you remember in 201,/2019 when we all watched the finale of My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute??"
"Yeah man that was so... sugoi~"
"baka!~"

by GmodMagician May 28, 2024

Stepping on my dick

When someone hates on your success in front of you

Joe found out I got a raise and started stepping on my dick

by Those guys on a road trip May 29, 2024

Stomping my clam

Hating on your success in front of you

Joe found out I got a raise and started stomping my clam

by Those guys on a road trip May 29, 2024

My Franchesca

Everybody in this world needs a Franchesca. What is a Franchesca, you may ask? A Francesca is a girl, but not just any girl – the girl. The girl with a heart so big, so full of love and care that you can't help but fall in love with her. The girl who always goes above and beyond to show her love for you. The girl with a personality so lovable, so adorable, that you can’t help but talk to her for hours. The girl with such an amazing fashion sense that you can’t help but get excited to see her next fit, even if it’s a repeat. The girl is so beautiful that you could stare at her for hours. The girl that would do anything for you and you’d do anything for. The girl who teaches you an entirely new way to love like you’ve never loved before. The girl who you’d be a fool not to marry. If you have a Franchesca, never let go of her. I know I won't. I can't wait to marry My Franchesca. My Forever. My Soulmate.

I love My Franchesca forever and ever, to the moon and back, till the poets run out of rhymes and two plus two is three. Don't you ever forget that.

by Willyumyum2708 September 19, 2025

My First Post

A post you make on any social media when you were 9 and didn't know that the internet was a horny mess and still maintained your innocence and youth, which you then fondly look back on as a chronic Redditor.

P1: "Hey dude, look at my first post."
P2: "Oh wow, you were REALLY young then."
P1: "What's that supposed to mean?"

by The Hat King September 20, 2025