ass-position

The act of a girl lying on her side or back, giving the male prime access to their ass.

"Carla, turn on your side so I have perfect ass-position while we watch TV ."

by TKDKylea August 26, 2016

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Exxon Ass

One who goes shit and makes bathroom smell like an old Exxon station one that has bathroom outside that uses a key attached to a hub cap

She has Exxon ass

by Cowgirlhide September 13, 2022

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ass crack of egypt

Somewhere stupid far.

My friend told me he lives in Peoria and I told him DAMN you live in the ass crack of egypt

by Kkkkkkaaaarrrrrrgggg November 11, 2021

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An Ass-tray is an Avoidable Shit Show That Requires Action Yesterday. Sometimes the words Emergency and Urgent don't quite fit right for things that are urgent to fix now but that we won't see the results of for decades. Ass-tray fits perfectly.
AKA: A tray of ass.

Dude, climate change is such an Ass-tray. Why didn't they just fix it when they found out, rather than pretending it isn't happening?
Jack, these boomers are handing our ass to us on a tray, we need to get them voted out.

by Rumplestiltskino December 9, 2019

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