shave my head

when someone has a bad haircut or when somebody says something dumb smh

bro I got a 0% on my test shave my head smh

by Stevenfuckedurmother February 21, 2023

My little muffin baby

My little muffin baby is the sweetest guy in the world! How could you not love someone so cute and hot, he deserves everything and I’d do anything for him 😏. He also has a huge cock :D

Kayla: “woah is that my little muffin baby”
Him: “yeah my little marshmallow lover”

by Littlemarshmallowlover May 3, 2022

Your left, my right

WhIcH nEgAtEs EvErYtHiNg YoU sAiD bEcAuSe...

Hym "Your left, my right."

by Hym Iam July 7, 2025

my wibs

A culmination of any of the following:

1. Your mood, whims, and overall vibe
2. The quirks that define your base characteristics
3. Your personal philosophy

"My date with Dylan was a total flop. He wore sandals to the club and it clashed with my wibs."

"I don't think dogs are real, but that's just my wibs."

by wibboi January 30, 2024

Snuffs My Feet

The fuck if I know

“Snuffs my feet if I know, you André 3000 not knowin’ ass.”

by MexicanBabyFeet July 30, 2021

seven on my jacky

WHEN SEVEN WOMEN HAVE SEX WITH ONE MAN

I had seven on my jacky last night

by LONDON DANCER ROSE June 1, 2009

Urban dictionary won't show my cringe definitions

I want to see them god-damn you!!

Butthurt:
"urban dictionary won't show my cringe definitions" "i could've becoming internet famous!!!"

by comrade susi wolf December 18, 2021