random dick suck

Randomly Sucking another mans dick for zero Reason

What in the random dick suck

by Freckslafooks January 27, 2023

black dicking

Dipping your dick in ink to make it black. A type of sexual foreplay for white males.

"I dipped my dick in ink before we fucked"
"you mean you like black dicking"

by 12ab December 9, 2017

Mario Dick

When the guy is about to have sex with you but he pulls down his pants and Danny Devito dressed as Mario pops put.

Yo dude, I was getting violently fucked last night but the guy turned out to be a Mario Dick

by Vvvvvvvvvviagra42069 May 21, 2019

cyanide dick

A technique used by Kazi military to kill undesirable hoes. They coat their penis with cyanide before engaging in coitus with said undesirable hoe in order to poison and kill them

Damn bro, you finna give her that cyanide dick

by cyanide nibba December 13, 2022

PG 13 dick pic

A photo of a penis that is perfectly defined through clothing; erect or otherwise.

He sent me a PG 13 dick pic.

by Hot Chopper July 13, 2024

Bald dick surprise

When you realize all dick heads are bald so there is nothing to worry about.

I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.

by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 24, 2023

Dick naked

Wearing no clothes completely nude

I'm in the shower, dick naked of course

by Epictailz February 19, 2017