National grab ass day

THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER HEARD JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY “ItS nAtIOnAl gRaB aSs DaY” DOESNT MAKE IT OK TO GROPE WOMEN OR ANYONE

person1: “Why did you grab my ass!?”
person2: “It’s national grab ass day!”
everyone except person2: “kys person2”

by Samw3ix March 23, 2021

Hump day

Every Wednesday is national send a booty pic day

It’s hump day so send a booty pic

by Pissrocket March 24, 2021

Kindest day

A day you will be kind to everyone even if they are mean to you

Him:you are ugly
You: aw ok
Him: you are so kind lol
You : it is kindest day!

by Drokoa March 24, 2021

Kindest day

A day u will be nice to people :)

Him: you are ugly
You : Aw ok
Him: u are kid lollll
You :it is kindest day!

by Drokoa March 24, 2021

National Kiss A Friend Day

go kiss that friend of yours.

he/she is waiting...

Hey bro remember my friend Ashley? The fine one

Yea bro I do. What about it?

It is National Kiss A Friend Day so ima take my chance.

by anonymous881638271 March 24, 2021

Slap Ignorant Men Day

On April 16, it is where people slap men (preferably in the face) who are homophobic, racist, ableist, and misogynistic.

Anna: "Hey, why is everyone slapping everyone?"

Zoe: "It's Slap Ignorant Men Day!"

by hapford March 24, 2021

Pancakes and Pussy Day

March 25th is the day completely dedicated to pancakes and pussy, with anyone with a vagina being accosted by pancakes and those who wish to eat them out.

“I really wish every day was Pancakes and Pussy Day, I could really go for some breakfast and oral sex right about now”

by EternalEmailingSystem March 25, 2021