Waffle

An overrated pancake who thinks it's better that everybody because it has better abs than pancakes

That waffle may have abs but it doesn't compare to pancakes

by Kimmbee July 15, 2017

Waffle Bag

Placing testicals in lips of woman's vagina and flattening

Waffle bag- Placing a mans testicals inside the lips of a woman's vagina, and using her thighs to press/flatten testicals like a waffle iron

by Bnutt716 September 19, 2016

Waffle :>

Fuck this little bitch :-)

Waffle :> is not cool

by Asherr99 August 21, 2020

Waffle

To hit with a car and leave the waffled imprint of your tire on the animal

Oops, I really waffled that squirrel back there.

by VAKI5 August 18, 2003

Toilette Waffle

Taking a dump between someone’s but cheeks and squeezing them together like a waffle press.

Hey y’all, did you here that sally created a toilette waffle with stew, totally surprised her mom!

by Network_penguin December 31, 2024

Twat Waffle

The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. Also know as Robert.

Robert is such a twat waffle.

by Idktwats March 28, 2019

Waffles

A god thing, everyone likes them and they are there to help when you are feeling down 😂

Your so much like waffles

by Waffles1000 April 25, 2021