vagina tap

Furiously tapping the vagina until your girlfriend feels bad for you and gives you sex.

Berry tried to vagina tap me so hard last night. I gave in after five minutes.

by King Kylie cakes March 27, 2015

vagina-ing

The act by which a girl senselessly divulges all of her most inner thoughts and pent-up emotions to a boy in a desperate attempt to sanction inner well-being and initiate a kind of false attraction between herself and the boy. This act, by nature, is most often preceded by self detriment and only instigated by girls who lack sufficient self-esteem to derive enough sense and self-motivating thoughts from their effeminately enculturated brains to avoid pestering the boy in the first place.

"Dude! Last night Tiffany kept vagina-ing all over me! I couldn't get her to shut up!"

Oh man, that sucks. I would hate to see your phone bill this month.

by Antivan June 5, 2011

Vagina fever

1. When you shove foreign objects up your vagina at the grocery store. Said items cause the vagina to overheat, crush shit and make cookies.
2.When a infected vagina is so warm it can bake cookies.

3.Vagina fever- when a vagina reaches hot temperatures. May be caused by exploding cans, having a tampon in for a long period of time, being overly horny, etc

1. Famished after contracting vagina fever following a rigorous sex act, I stuck cookie dough in my vagina to bake a quick snack.
2.After visiting the store, she mysteriously collapsed. Assuming it was vagina fever, paramedics examined her and removed 15 pieces of make-up from her vaginal and anal cavities.
3.I was at the grocery store and was horny as fuck so I shoved a cookie dough can up my Pussy not knowing I had vagina fever so it baked the cookies

by GGGu March 28, 2016

Vagina Fick

When you stick your head inside a vagina and lick it inside

Daniel gave Micheal a Vagina Fick as a present

by Rap Jack 69 June 7, 2016

vagina poisoning

When a male ditches his friends and family over a vagina because he has been poisoned by said vagina. Symptoms include sudden disappearances, ignored phone calls and texts, utter denial of vagina's ugliness and wrongdoings, and psycho babble about how great the new vagina is. Although this is not contagious, it can be harmful to all those who were close to the male suffering from vagina poisoning. Almost all cases of vagina poisoning have been spawned by a succubus.

Q: Why hasn't John returned my texts and why is he still seeing Laura after she cheated on him?

A: He has vagina poisoning.

by Ginger I. Tis August 16, 2010

Vagina peanut

Anal sex in Spanish penis land

I'm gonna eat your vagina peanut

by Nate dogg42069 July 31, 2016

Vagina Pwned

It's When you have a choice but a female get in the wait and choice at your place

Dude : Hey Jacynthe let's go see this movie .

Jacynthe : Nope , it don't look very good , let's see this one . (STUPID GIRL MOVIE )

Dude : Damn , just got vagina pwned . *sad face*

by Web Corsair July 5, 2011