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Panda Vagina 

when something is so glorious and shiny or nice that it is refered to as a pandas vagina;maybe something is so beautiful it is a beautiful as a pandas vagina.
ya man that chick was panda vagina status!
Panda Vagina by godshitonus April 8, 2011

Sandy Vagina 

To have sand in one's vagina means to be bothered, annoyed, or angry about something. The vagina in question is a proverbial vagina; people of either gender can have a sandy vagina.

"I have sand is my vagina" is synonymous with "I'm pissed off", "I'm annoyed" etc. Often shortened to "I have sand"
I have sand in my vagina about people asking stupid questions at work.

I have vaginal sand because So'n'so is being a real jerk to me.

That's not cool at all. I have sand about that.

I have a sandy vagina because I missed out on a promotion.
Sandy Vagina by Gats-pie April 18, 2006

Wide Vagina 

The biggest conspiracy theory since JFK.

To summarise "Wide Vagina", it is a theory which explains women's dominance over males in the arena of sexual encounter stories. For many men, great embarassment and shame comes from being labelled as a man with a small penis. Now while this may be true for some men, it is often used by a female as a cover story for the poor quality of the sex, the real reason of course being her exceptionally wide vagina.

To conclude, if so many men are heard to have a "small penis", then why aren't as many women held to have a "wide vagina." Think it through logically, the numbers should be even!
Woman - "What are you trying to say?"
Larry David - "I submit to you, that it was not Jeff who has the small penis. But rather, it is you who has the wide vagina."
Wide Vagina by I Love Horses February 24, 2009

moist vagina 

when its pink and wet, an awesome nirvana song too. When you just want to taste her, and you want to bang her allllll night, fuck her dry.
She has a moist vagina... I've been circling the circumference, I've been sucking on the walls of her anus... I prefer her to the finest marijuana...
moist vagina by it's Kurty, bitches! September 11, 2009

Chubby Vagina 

A girl who is fat, with a wide vagina.
Or a skinny girl with big beef curtains.
Brad: Dude, I banged your mum last night
Me: Oh yeah? Well I banged your mum last night
Brad: What was it like?
Me: Chubby Vagina.
Brad: T____T

Whale Vagina

Sloppy Rolled Blunt, referring to a Large Mouth Peice
Fuck kid, you rolled another whale vagina
Whale Vagina by Sirmofo January 7, 2012