uncle lao

A term used to describe manufacturers of cheap, low-quality goods, mostly located in (south-)eastern asia. Works for companies like "Uncle Lao Inc."

This hard drive was manufactured by Uncle Lao it seems.

by TheWormKill May 31, 2015

Uncle pedo

Offently refered to the weird member of the family who touches up family members

“ Uncle Ollie Barber don’t be an Uncle pedo, stop touching me!”

by Jake Alexander B January 19, 2018

Uncle Ron

Hes a black male who is devious when he takes out hes shmeet and slaps in it his dogs face with a zest face

Uncle ron was a little Zesty

by Very cool monke June 28, 2023

Uncled

native men are called uncles on the Rez, so when you get played by one it’s called getting “uncled.” Essentially, it’s indigenous slang for “getting played.”

“nephew” means a guy on the Rez who isn’t an uncle or a “player.”

She fell in love but she got uncled.

by Heyvous March 15, 2022

Uncled

To be bamboozled or played by a native man.

Chelsea was most definitely uncled by SIR Lance a lot.

by RustyDog*001 March 15, 2022

uncle bi

The worst insult in the history of insults. Worse then mom gay, dad lesbian, even grandpap a trap combined. *Cannot be deflected by no u*

1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur granny tranny
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. Ur uncle bi
2. *Heavy panting* No...u
1. .....
2. *Obliterated by an explosion so massive it defies Elon Musk and kills Stephen Hawking

by Vangekillsvado March 14, 2018

Uncle Albert

A general peadophile. Someone who is sexually interested in boys and girls; men and women; A metrosexual.
Can often be used to describe someone who uses instant messaging and chat rooms to communicate with subjects without giving (away) their true identity.

"There is an Uncle Albert talking to me on MSN. He wants to meet me."

by josh-e-smith January 30, 2010