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by RFT December 6, 2021

European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob

"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"

by John Bigdick September 2, 2014

Japanese Train Pusher

During dry intercourse, the labias join one’s penis when entering the vagina.

Boy, you just Japanese Train Pusher me so hard, I don’t know if my labias will ever come back out of my vagina.

by Peter Biscuit April 23, 2023

Hoodlum Ice Train

When the boys out on the logship sort yard start pegging each other to stay warm

Fuck it’s cold out here! Jason said we should start up a hoodlum ice train to stay warm.

by Burgling Turds January 5, 2022

I dropped an I.O.U. on 190th (A) Train Station and now everyone...《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I dropped an I.O.U. on 190th (A) Train Station and now everyone...《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Toxic Gossip Train

Toxic Gossip Train is an expression utilized by people to construct a narrative of animosity and hostility. It presents people's presumptions as well as evidence that is both credible and misleading. The individual responds to the criticisms by singing or speaking in front of a camera or directly.

Person A: Someone made an apology video by singing and they summarized the criticisms as a "Toxic Gossip Train".

Person B: That's a first for everything I guess. Anyway always be rational.

by IDefinitelyShouldMakeSense July 29, 2023

train faded

more than 3 mind altering substances in the body system

Reese got super train faded. She smoked a bowl, shotgunned a white claw, and snorted addy at the party.

by terrycrewsboobs July 17, 2020