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GIB Tits

Gib Tits is a short acronym for the description of a female's breasts that look good in a bra, but once removed for the bra, they tend to sag, or form a cone or misform. Very much a turn off to most males.

Women who have gross looking breast, tend to wear bras that hide the fact they have nasty, saggy tits that only look "good in a bra" and leading their unsuspecting male mate to believe they "scored" with a hottie.
dude, that chick i fucked last night had total gib tits, i was like "damn, look at that rack", then she took off her bra and i threw up on her face.

She sure has some gib tits.
by Mike d roy February 26, 2011
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Balloon Tits

Massive tits that are of unhealthy size and or shape. They are so immense that upon falling on them, one will bounce back up.
Dude, that bartender had total balloon tits.
by beachballjugs September 1, 2015
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clanker tits

"Sally has some real clanker tits as she walks."
by Fenske2009 February 18, 2009
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tit-nipplyness

The degree to which one's nipples are evident through one's clothing

Often a side effect of cold weather and/or physical stimulation
by Daniel Harold May 6, 2004
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Pit Tits

Fat or flesh that can't be classified as back fat or actual breast tissue that hangs under the arms. They are the counterpart to Bingo Wings, the excess fat or sagging skin

on the upper arms. When not compressed by the bra of a band or other "foundation garment", excessive pit tits can prevent the owner from drawing their arms to their ides, giving them a sumo wrestler stance.
I wish it were possible to moosh my pit tits into the cups of my bra. Maybe then, I wouldn't need a wonderbra just to look proportionate.
by Ephemily January 10, 2013
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Top of the Tits

adj. - very best in class/quality
"Planning on fixing up my ride til it's top of the tits."
"Jared didn't just win the Halloween contest, his costume was absolutely top of the tits."
"My night was top of the tits until James puked on my new Jordans."
by hatedderok October 24, 2012
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Tits in an asshole

When a women inserts her tit into a man or womans rectum.
Your mother stuck her tits in an asshole
by dmilleville90 November 21, 2009
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