Monkey Fingers

The affliction affecting people, usually small children, causing them to play with or pry apart things they shouldn't.

"Get you Monkey Fingers off my BoomBox! You are going to break it!!!!!"

by HokuspokusIiI February 27, 2009

finger bang

Another form of sexting. When you send sexual text messages to another, in hopes of getting some piece.

*Refers to the act of banging the keys of your cell phone with your fingers.

*Becki is sitting on the couch texting her man after a drunken night*
Liz: Hey Becki, who ya finger bangin' over there??
Becki: i'm getting my finger bang on. i'm going to have some sex tonight!

by 313vagina December 18, 2009

SPIRIT FINGERS

CUPPING A MANS BALLS AND FONDLING WITH GLEE

JUICY JEN GAVE ME THE BEST SPIRIT FINGERS LAST NITE

by CARAVAN1 October 21, 2009

finger game

the internationally recognized one-finger salute ie. fuck you.

sara: "do you want me to play the finger game?"

by ma te April 26, 2006

squirrel fingers

The act of hugging a female and slipping your fingers to the vagina from behind and then smelling your fingers all while still hugging the female in order to smell if its any good.

The female is unable to see any of this and if it stinks or your fingers come back red you should bounce.

Glad i gave her squirrel fingers, i dont mess with periods.

by jamiemothafukinmillabitch June 18, 2007

Finger Painting

1.v. To play with sperm preferably your own. Moving it with your index finger in swirly patterns. One could also write or draw pictures with it.

1. Me and Jonny whacked each other off last night and got on some finger painting.

by FPTop100 June 15, 2009

The finger test

The act of sticking 2 fingers in a womens vagina and pulling them out to smell. If it smells dirty your dick dont care shove it in. if it smells clean go ahead and eat it(:

1.) The first time you go down on a girl.
2.) Going down on someone's mom.
3.) going down on any girl over the age of 25. "The finger test"

by Hailoveyou. January 8, 2012