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How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)
Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...
by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023
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Your Mother

someone who is fatter than a beluga whale or someone non-existent
Bob: Hey Joe, Knock knock.
Joe: Who's there?
Bob: Your.

Joe: Your who?
Bob:Your Mother! HAH
by YourMotherLOLHAHAHAHAHA January 5, 2023
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mother fucking lick screwdriver

when you like to watch kids shows too much
Cheryl watches too much Bluey. She's a mother fucking lick screwdriver.
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Mother Trucker

This is when you are in front of your grand-parents and you don't want to use foul language.Mother Trucker stands for YOU MOTHER FUCKER.It is also a means to communicate with the mother of a trucker.
"Gerry i'm tired of your shit you mother trucker".
Grand-Parents:(^-^)"Good language".
by Xxx_TrollGrammar_xxX August 4, 2017
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Mother Crystal

This is a crystal from an arg
its purpose is to help the players travel the multiverse, its said to explode the king of onis if he touches it, but this really true?
The mother Crystal can Help you traverse the multiverse
by LastCall837 July 18, 2023
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Mother Teresa

Mother Teresa is the best person. She enjoys chapel. And has the best catch phrase “it’s not blessed if it’s in windex”. She also turns her pain into power and she’s a nun. Nuns are great. You should always love Mother Teresa’s.

RIP Mother Teresa
Henry: we should turn pain into power like Mother Teresa

Jessica: okay but let’s do chapel first. Everyone join hands...
by Vineisalive123 July 10, 2018
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