Hood Wood

A man that likes having multiple baby mommas that is from the hood.

“Dude, your such a Hood Wood.”

by SkurtSkurtbish June 5, 2023

pulp-wood

An extremely large turd..

whew man..i just took a dump ..it was a stick of pulp-wood..

by kobalt October 30, 2009

goin tiger woods

when a woman goes "nuts" and destroys her mans "stuff"

damn that girl was goin tiger woods on that guys car.

man that girl went tiger woods on him.

by J420C April 4, 2010

Chode Wood

A 'Chode Wood' is a man who possesses a massive chode, whose girth greatly exceeds the length.

oh look its chode wood!!!

by wagglewigglewoggle April 3, 2020

Owen Ladbrook Wood

Just a chill guy who loves everything (especially eating and acting nonchalant).

Chill guy: Yo ur acting like Owen Ladbrook Wood rn.
Another chill guy: Thanks. 😈

by TheRealOne1989 November 24, 2024

Jon Wood

Slang for a "moron"

"Dont be a Jon Wood, bro"

by JustActualReality May 2, 2018

Wood

Dick

You’ve got some big wood up ur arms

by Idkwhattoputlol December 20, 2021