fresh toilet paper

Commonly used by crazy people to describe clean fragrances at Walmart.

Woman:(picks up and smells a candle)

Woman: This smells like fresh toilet paper.

by Joven diosa June 18, 2017

toilet hat-trick

Sitting on the toilet and get in 3 different things, like dumping sperm in the toilet, urinating over it and shit on it. Or a menstrual loaf, urinating over it and shit on it.

I accomplished a toilet hat-trick this morning, after dumping some sperm in the toilet I pissed over it and shat on it!

by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017

Skibidi Toilet

The worst thing to happen to humanity

"Have you seen Episode 70 of Skibidi Toilet?"
"Die."

by Lithma November 12, 2024

litty titty toilet

an expression of how good or thurl a person, place, or thing is

“Mom my dentist hurt my mouth”
“So the dentist wasnt litty titty toilet?”

by jess.leeannn June 18, 2024

toilet paper

in this corona pandemic, it is nowhere to be seen

WHERE IS ALL THE TOILET PAPER!?!?!?

"because when you get coronavirus, you suddenly crave toilet paper"

by opeaii March 22, 2020

Toilet Dweller

A racial slur used towards the teenage mutant ninja turtles.

These fucking toilet dwellers keep clogging my toilet!!

by MatthewPompeepee December 2, 2021

Toilet paper wedgie

A butt with toilet paper wedged in the crack. It looks like 'kleenex' or tissue paper stuck in a box to blow your nose. Kleenex, Puffs, tissue paper, toilet paper, heavy duty booty, butt crack attack, wedgie, wipe your butt, butt, poop, booty, bum, butt crack, take a dump

I was in a hurry to get back to class and wiped my butt several times really fast. I think I got a toilet paper wedgie.

by joecoolthefool September 6, 2016