Shitting blood on the top of someone's head after vigorously anally masturbating with a broken broom handle.
by drtickles April 21, 2011
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Rusty: POWER NAPS AND PARTY HATS BRO. AND YEAH IM GONNA BE MILKING THE MINT ALL NIGHT.
Rusty: POWER NAPS AND PARTY HATS BRO. AND YEAH IM GONNA BE MILKING THE MINT ALL NIGHT.
by Abhs May 5, 2011
Get the power naps and party hats mug.A sack hat is a baseball cap that has the following characteristics:
-Being old
-A hat that old people frequently wear
-Having a really old or outdated logo
-Being a blank hat of any color without anything else on it
-The front of the hat being softer than the rest of the hat
-Having mesh on the back half of the hat
-Instead of velcro or being a fitted hat, it has little buttons that you have to click in place on the back of the hat
-Having a tag that says "one size fits most"
-Being old
-A hat that old people frequently wear
-Having a really old or outdated logo
-Being a blank hat of any color without anything else on it
-The front of the hat being softer than the rest of the hat
-Having mesh on the back half of the hat
-Instead of velcro or being a fitted hat, it has little buttons that you have to click in place on the back of the hat
-Having a tag that says "one size fits most"
-Jerry has a Dallas Cowboys hat from 1991. It has soft foam at the front and little buttons at the back. It was probably worn when watching Troy Aikman play in the Super Bowl. It is a sack hat.
-Darius has a St. Louis Cardinals hat with a 1920's logo on it, the back half being mesh with little buttons. It is also a sack hat.
-Darius has a St. Louis Cardinals hat with a 1920's logo on it, the back half being mesh with little buttons. It is also a sack hat.
by LaGarrius July 8, 2010
Get the Sack Hat mug.A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.
When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.
by wolfbait51 August 7, 2011
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Get the balkan hat mug.(1) A phrase used to express extreme joy or ecstasy. (2) A phrase used to insult and denounce someone believed to have sold their wedding ring. (3) A country dessert made of figs, apples and dates. Some prefer it with cream, others with ice cream.
by Twibbieful November 18, 2010
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by Rex Press November 22, 2010
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