El Beanero

El Beanero, or “The Beanero” is the celebration and recognition of beaners around the world, taking place on the 18th of every month. It is common to make bean shaped cakes or eat frijoles negros with family and friends. On this day, anybody can say beaner.

“Do you want to come over tomorrow to celebrate El Beanero?”

by Urban Wordist February 29, 2024

El Dawg

Known to raw dog all the girls he sleeps with. Gets insane amounts of punani, surprised he doesn't have more kids. Married life just doesn't come naturally to the El Dawg.

Guy 1: Man, he stays pulling the ladies!

Guy 2: He IS the El Dawg.

by Guamiest October 21, 2021

El Patrón

El Patrón is a short male specimen guy, with usually brown hair (sometimes white), who is always skipping class, so its difficult to find him in class, he is always "por el bloque", he studies a fucking shit but still, he passes (not always). He is always, always getting into trouble, that's why he hasn't got a very nice relationship with the "jefa de estudios" (director of studies), and that is why he gets innocently "amonestado" and every time that happens, the "jefa de estudios" will say "se te ha acabado el choyo" as a way of getting el Patrón to know that he has gotten into trouble and he will be punished, poor Patrón, however, he doesn't give a fuck and laughs about it, he is even capable of wiping his ass with the "amonestación".
Nevertheless, el Patrón also does some fucking cool crazy stuff such as burning a lake, beating a yonqui, or shouting stupid things during class such as "soooyyy añññaññiiiiin", he loves to tell us stories about his adventures.
The Patrón has also got some cool sentences such as "los chivatos pal río" or "te vas a llevar un palo compadre"

This definition also refers to the boss of an illegal drug-selling company.

AHHHHH, El Patrón, jajajaaja se ha cargado una pizarra

by tumadretieneunapolla January 17, 2024

el Retardo

The Primo Retardo: a saying one utters when one has done something stupid.

M: WATCH OUT, YOU'RE GONNA HIT THAT LAMPOST!
(Swerves to avoid)
C: Ah, el Retardo!

by Ah Gambon September 20, 2023

El

A sporty girl with glasses, that also has long hair and is a weeb. She's also very smart and funny

El seems like a really cool girl!

by Gogethimtiger October 24, 2020

gor-el

The nigga name. He is a guy you don’t want to be friends with but you still are. He also has STD’s

You don’t want to be his friend. He has STD’s. He’s a Gor-el.

by Reeeee69 May 20, 2019

Corona el Fuego

When someone tries to light a cigarette, but since their hair has so many oils in the hairspray they use, their hair sets on fire.

Strictly translates to "Crown of Fire".

A: Damn, I need to take a smoke break real quick.
B: NO WAIT YOUR HAIRSPRAY-
A: What about it? *as they light the cigarette*
A's hair sets on fire
A: HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK
B: Take off the Corona el Fuego, dude, before it's too late!!
A: WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE LOOKIN STUPID, DO SOMETHING!

by PyroKyro April 29, 2024