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Dark simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women, but using manipulative tactics in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
He's using his dead grandma as an excuse to get this girl's attention. He's a dark Simp.

I'm dark simping this girl by making her feel bad for me.
by ThedutchTpro April 24, 2020
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Dark Dad

A father of usually black variety, and that has also abandoned his children and does not pay the legally obligated amount of money to support his children.
Wow! Jerome is a real dark dad
by brugel123 December 20, 2020
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Dark Crag

by JBomb018 October 24, 2008
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Gothic Dark Lord

A very depressed individual who spends their time listening to master edgelords like Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, Morissey, and Danzig. Favorite movie is the Crow.

Usually wears black, wears the Crow like makeup, sighs constantly, loves the feeling of sharp objects caressing their skin
Some depressed guy: I am a Gothic Dark Lord! Bow down to me and command unto my will! Robert Smith is daddy for dayz!
Some kid: Mommy what's wrong with that man?
Mother: Just some depressed emo kid, son. Don't make eye contact.
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Dark Bear God

An absolute bozo whom we watch every single opportunity we get
"Have you watched any Dark Bear God lately?"
by MeliorSloth(Not a good source) January 23, 2024
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Dark cocoa cookie

Person: I JUST GOT DARK COCOA COOKIE fgxjjfdtidlfjxstyhdtrysk
by Arandomcrkplayer May 15, 2022
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Kirklyn dark

A fun loving, silly girl. She’s always there for you when you need her and will be by your side no matter what. She’s not too popular but you learn to love her. She’s very emotional
Have you met Kirklyn dark? She’s amazing!
by Kirkyyy April 10, 2020
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