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Text Catz

A Cat based competition show but for animated cats (with a z.) Text Catz was made by a YouTuber by the name of TheBeanieCrew.
My favorite Text Catz character is Misty.
by TheBeanieCrew March 17, 2023
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text of no return

The text that will change everything forever for worse. Do NOT send it!!!
Becky thought that Paul looked handsome in a pic in a group chat. She sent the text of no return declaring this despite his girl being in the chat and her being all bite and all bitch.
by von groovy July 19, 2024
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Oedipus Text

To expand on a previous definition: A text message a male sends his mother that is sexually explicit in nature. This text message is (usually) accidental (except in my case), (usually) meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with another person, and (usually) sent under the influence of intoxicating substances (not in my case).

In Ted Rimmel Jr's situation: A text message (actually hundreds of text messages) Ted sends his mother that is sexually explicit in nature. These text messages are always on purpose, never ever accidental. These text messages are always meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with his mother, and always sent when Ted is perfectly sober.
Ted's mom (upon receiving the very first Oedpus Texts): "These messages you sent, what is up?"
Ted: "Aaaahhh, I may have been a bit drunk and sent it to wrong person."
Ted's mom: "Nonsense.You do not drink. And besides, you have me listed as Mom on your contacts list, and to top it off, you began each message with "Mom.... or hey Mom....."
Ted: "Aaaahhh ....well...ummm...Aaaahhh."
Ted's mom: "Do not um and ah. These were clearly meant for me. Someone seeing these texts would say you are in love with me. Is that it Ted, are you in love with your mother? Because these texts clearly indicate that."
Ted: "Yes Mom it is true. All of it. The texts were clearly meant for you. I truly am in love with you, so these texts would be known as Oedipus Texts."
by Ted Rimmel Jr August 1, 2024
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2am texting

When yall never text freaky but start sexting at 2AM
S: Yo me and D’s 2AM texting hits diff, Ian ever going back
B: Damn bro
by stephenos January 23, 2023
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Text

Something that you do with your crush in an attempt to rizz her up, but it never truely works and you end up getting butthurt
Jake: "yo bro i gotta go frfr, cya man"
Lucas: "ok text me when ur home"
by gopnik1163 February 17, 2023
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Your Text Here

Your text here is a common phrase that is usually found on advertisements which indicates that you can buy property to put a text or advertisement on said advertisement.
Your Text Here!
Call (phone#) to buy property to list your advertisement today!
by Avrem’s Dictionary February 19, 2023
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Ghost-Texting

The act of typing without a keyboard due to an interference by physical displacement of the typing device, simply known as "Yeet". Or by supernatural powers (e.g., Wizards, Superheroes, and Ghosts).
"Somebody yeeted my phone so hard, I'm ghost-texting rn!"
by Ghost Of Tesmul February 19, 2023
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