A fake sexuality to excuse transphobia. Claimed to be a preference but is a mockery of the lgbtqiap+ community.
Person 1: Hey bro, my girlfriend is trans.
Person 2: Ew, so she's a dude?
Person 1: No, she's a girl.
Person 2: But she was born a dude. I could never, I'm super straight.
Person 1: She literally has bottom surgery, how tf would you know. You would only not date a trans women other than genetailia preference solely due to the fact they're trans. You realize you're invalidating her gender, right? That's transphobia dumb shit.
Person 2: She's literally a dude, I'm not gay. And I'm not transphobic.
Person 1: She's not a man, she's a woman. You saying she's a man IS transphobia.
Person 2: Ew, so she's a dude?
Person 1: No, she's a girl.
Person 2: But she was born a dude. I could never, I'm super straight.
Person 1: She literally has bottom surgery, how tf would you know. You would only not date a trans women other than genetailia preference solely due to the fact they're trans. You realize you're invalidating her gender, right? That's transphobia dumb shit.
Person 2: She's literally a dude, I'm not gay. And I'm not transphobic.
Person 1: She's not a man, she's a woman. You saying she's a man IS transphobia.
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Boy: fuck outa here and go to the MEGA GAY ZONE I only date women with the right chromosomes
Boy: fuck outa here and go to the MEGA GAY ZONE I only date women with the right chromosomes
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A person whose extended gastrointestinal tract resembles the exaust system (or lack there of) on a "suped-up" '84 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. No catalytic converter, resulting in that oh-so-familiar rotten eggs smell. No muffler, resulting in a rumble that can shake the neighbors oregano off of their spice rack.
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