"ДРУГ! Кажется, я заболел несчастливой болезнью!" screamed Mark, now russian.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?" replied Andrew.
Thank you for coming to my Ted-talk on russianitis
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?" replied Andrew.
Thank you for coming to my Ted-talk on russianitis
by rhombicosidodecahedronfan100 October 31, 2020
Get the russianitismug. Any ridiculously high, often illegal climb up a tower, building or other structure, most commonly achieved by crazy Russians.
Did you see that video of the two kids who climbed to the top of the crane at the tip of the Shanghai Tower? It was the craziest Russian Climb I'v ever seen.
by Quazzy Hart May 16, 2014
Get the Russian Climbmug. A russian mosh pit is when a large group of soldiers are forced to have gay sex in a pit as a disciplinary action.
> Vladimir, for stealing the commander's vodka, you have been sentenced to a russian mosh pit!
> ебать!
> ебать!
by tiananmen square survivor January 21, 2024
Get the russian mosh pitmug. A Russian breakfast consists of milk and a snickers bar (or any chocolate bar of choice)
Russian and Ukrainian forced on the front line don't have much food or rations, so they resort to drinking milk with snickers bars to help sustain them in the trenches
Russian and Ukrainian forced on the front line don't have much food or rations, so they resort to drinking milk with snickers bars to help sustain them in the trenches
Hey man, what you got there?
It's a Russian breakfast, milk and snickers to help sustain my stomach through this mornings lab
It's a Russian breakfast, milk and snickers to help sustain my stomach through this mornings lab
by Random-Bloke October 17, 2025
Get the Russian breakfastmug. by Yermy Battled Warter November 23, 2019
Get the russian daddymug. The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.
Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends
by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 19, 2020
Get the Russian Crab Trapmug. when 2 white bald men aggressively have intercourse with each other and put tubes up each other’s asses while singing twinkle twinkle little star
marvin- hey you gonna go out with that fag later?
angel- yeah, we’re gonna do the russian congo
marvin- sick, can i join?
angel- yeah, we’re gonna do the russian congo
marvin- sick, can i join?
by WetRag May 17, 2022
Get the the russian congomug.