Russian Orgy

When you have unprotected sex with a group and after nine months find out who the dad is…

What did you do last Friday? We took it up a notch and had a Russian Orgy.

by BlueBottleHolding December 3, 2021

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Russian Lumberjack

Take a shit, or multiple shits. Form shit(s) into a log shaped cylinder, then leave outside in a snowstorm for a few hours. Take now frozen shit log and stick it up person’s ass, then use your hand as an axe, sending shit and ice chunks everywhere that slowly melt

Oi blin, theres shit everywhere! I told you we shouldn’t have done the Russian Lumberjack

by BruhsandBruhdettes January 14, 2020

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Russian Dive

When you reach back to wipe your ass, and your hand slips and splashes into the poopy toilet water.

My sleeve is wet because I did a Russian Dive a few minutes ago.

That Russian Dive totally made my wrist smell like crap.

by The Roshh January 26, 2020

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Russian Handy

Much like the Russians, a Russian handy can be very aggressive. A term to describe when you are rushing but your cock still needs a little attention.

"Damn, babe. I'm real horny, but I need to go. Give me Russian handy!"

"Damn, babe. I'm real horny, but I need to go. Give me Russian handy!"

by 69BARB69 January 29, 2020

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Russian Back Blowout

when a man fucks a girl in the ass, pulls out, cums in a vodka bottle, flips the girl upside down on her head (so her asshole is facing up), then you jam the vodka bottle in her ass as far as the thing can go. Leave it to where she has to ass chug the whole bottle.

She shit blood after I gave her the Russian Back Blowout, she was also blackout drunk lmao.

by funkyboi6754 April 8, 2020

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