ride the sea turtle

Butt stuff. But like, very gentle and underwater.

Alyssa is very excited about getting married in the aquarium, but she does not want to ride the sea turtle.

by Ataraxy137 May 27, 2017

Jericho sleigh ride

A girl puts on hand cuffs, then she gets ice skates on her hands, next, in a doggy style position her ass is plugged with a pony tail ass plug... NOW, Chris Jericho style, she is the recipient of a reverse Boston crab! The pony tail flopping around, the skates precariously keeping her on and off balance... It brings a tear to my eye.

My girl can only take the Alaska pipeline if I give her a Jericho sleigh ride first

by 4KLFTRX December 19, 2020

ride the french subway

Anal Sex

Christina Aguilera is Dirrrrty. I bet she loves to ride the French Subway!

by Bensky August 18, 2016

reverse mustache ride

The act of a man's clean shaven face being ridden by a woman with a hairy bush in order to receive cunnalingus.

A mustache ride being performed on a man without a mustache.

My upper lip is chafed after that reverse mustache ride last night.

by Dr. N. K. O'Flavormash May 25, 2014

Wisconsin bull ride

When you are fucking a girl in doggy and you stick it in her ass without telling her, then try to stay in for 8 seconds

“You know I’m a real cowboy I gave that heifer from Hanks bar the good ol’ Wisconsin bull ride and I stayed in for 10 seconds!”

by Wibullrider December 24, 2022

green bus ride

When walking alongside someone and approaching hedges, you deliver a clean hip check so they end up ass over tea kettle in said bushes

I gave Kenny a Green Bus Ride while walking to the store.

by smithword July 22, 2018

riding the velvet dragon

v. To engage in anal sex.

Hey Joe, I was riding the velvet dragon last night for the first time!

Did it feel better than vaginal?

To me, yes, but some people prefer apple pie to pecan.

by fredoandmichael December 26, 2013