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poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.
Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by Bacon friez November 3, 2023
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Put her down

The respectful way to refer to the act of shaving off a large beard or mustache.
"Nice porn 'satchel!"
"Thanks bud. She's what remains of my winter beard, but I think I'm gonna have to put her down in a week or two. I haven't gotten laid since December."
by Sloppy7ths June 2, 2021
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put

an accidental typo for out.
mom: can you take the chicken put the freezer?
me: huh
by bungghole June 24, 2024
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put the tune in the cana

For when you need to put tune in the cana. #thug
Vro: on some bullshit

Me: Just put the tune in the cana bro
by tobiaslovescats72 May 23, 2025
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put it under your lungs

To make ones penis go deep enough to barely touching ones lungs during intercourse.
Baybee let me put it under your lungs.
by hulk smash dat hoe March 17, 2015
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put your lights on

When you advice someone to pay atention
Ey man! Put your lights on, there is a problem commimg by
by Gustavoxray July 31, 2017
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