Lil Tom potato

A horny Boy

Your being such a Lil tom potato

by Hogman123 March 5, 2022

potato salad explosion

You had a big diarrhea

"yo I just had a potato salad explosion"

by Ozzy & sam September 29, 2020

Potato Relativity Theorem

In essence, we are all potatoes. No matter where you go, the distribution of potato level in people never changes. An above average potato will above average no matter where it goes and a below average potato will always be below average no matter where it goes.

Josh: Man, I feel like such a potato for making a B on that exam.
Larry: Dude, the next highest grade was a 53. What are you talking about?
Josh: Idk man sometimes I wonder if I would do better or worse at another school.
Sam: Nah man you'd do about the same. The potato relativity theorem says so.

by Yubashiri December 16, 2016

Thrice baked potato

The act of farting in a half full can of pringles.

I once let my friend eat a thrice baked potato.

by Drock800 August 13, 2023

East Potato Head

Like Potato Head but towards Latvians

Plural: East Potato Head

Latvian lady: (Speaking Latvian) We Latvians don't want to be part of Russia or speak Russian

Guy: Yeah yeah, whatever East Potato Head

by Porg009 May 28, 2023

Sand in the potato salad

To mess something up royally, also used by the character Tito from the Nickelodeon show: Rocket Power.

Person 1: Where's my dog?
Person 2: I really got some sand in the potato salad, he escaped and is now loose.
Person 1: We better go looking for it.

by Inu_Sensor00 October 27, 2019

Potatoe Sack Race

When you realize you're out of toilet paper and you have to hop down the hallway with your pants down, not wanting to risk getting shit stains on your underpants, to fetch a roll or two.

Make sure you stock the bathroom with plenty of toilet paper. I dont want to have to do a potatoe sack race to the pantry to get a roll.

by walker209 October 26, 2011