Keith Moon

What People Think: The original drummer for the British band "The Who" before his tragically young death.

Reality: The original drummer for the British band "The Who." Also an extremely shitty human being.
Keith Moon was an incurable drug addict who may or may not have been mentally insane. He was a massive prankster, and he had an incredibly unhealthy obsession with explosives, destruction, and destruction involving explosives. Everywhere he went, he got himself and his fellow bandmates in big trouble with his antics, to the point that they racked up a massive debt and almost went bankrupt.

During one concert, he had to be replaced because he kept passing out, thanks to his drug abuse. On several other occasions, his insatiable desire for destruction got himself injured quite badly, and he had to be repeatedly "rescued" by his bandmates or whoever happened to find him, who were none too happy to help him, knowing that he always invoked it upon himself. He ultimately died in 1978 at the age of 32, as a result of his incredibly self-destructive lifestyle. But when he died, his bandmates thought it was a prank; he was THAT much of a prankster. They didn't even realize it was legit until they went to his funeral and saw his mother weeping next to his coffin.
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Moon Barrel

When someone bends over and gives you a view of there elongated asshole.
Awe... man.... joe just got out of prison and he bent over in front of me and I seen what they did to that man's ass and it had been moon barreled.
by Surfster69 January 12, 2025
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moon shart

After participating in anal sex as the receiving party, you have an ass full of cum from rawdogging it, and later while nude, you shart the cum onto a dark colored wall preferably black or navy blue, and the cum looks like a night sky
Gurl i swear i can see orions belt in that moon shart
by Succesipie July 02, 2023
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Red moon

Magnifique... the French would say ....

Some time ago I found a def about how the moon chased the sun and viceverce , they coudn't exist without each other but they coudn't be together either ....

Then... I started to understand our love a bit more ....

Driving ....loads of time to think of you :)

You know .. . I was the one who manifested the perfect person for you.... I remember very well... he would deserve someone with character, spirituality, clever , beautiful , kind , settled... I can't be any happier than ever, because you are ...

Enjoy life and be happy, all together ❤️

I can't stop my mind and my heart ... what I have for you stays forever my handsome gentleman 💞
Red moon .... if you seen it then I am certain our thoughts met ..

I love you 😍
by I♥️Y#16 November 29, 2023
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Pirate’s Moon

A term used to describe a period of time in the night sky. This occurs when it is a cloudy night with the clouds spread out but thick enough to cover the moonlight. With the quick moving clouds, moonlight changes rapidly between lighting up the area and leaving it in darkness. The term pirates moon comes from the fact when the moon can be an advantage or a disadvantage depending on the angle. On the ocean the moonlight could help one conquer an enemy or could blind one into crashing into the shores.
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Moon Theorem

It states that the angle the moon makes with two stars is at 90° and the stars are at angles 30° and 60° respectively, therefore making it a triangle.
I watched the moon theorem with my love
by That Gee December 20, 2022
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Toxic Moon

To show ones ass and throw grapes into the butthole.
Also to be used in conjunction when sticking ones schlong into the butthole and having someone fart.
I was banging away on her, when she gave me the TOXIC MOON.
by Perlman April 15, 2011
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