noun. Available mainly in San Francisco and Key West, the Moon Pie is the act of a man ejaculating into another party(ies) asshole, where it is then followed by the said offender consuming his own seminal fluid from one or more filled, rectums. Also, can come in the Lemon Cream variety, where urine is added to the cream filling.
by Moonpie Paul ;) November 28, 2018

When somebody has the little holes in their face (from acne scars) that resemble all the craters on the moon
Person 1: "Bro you really should take care of that acne before you get moon crater face"
Person 2: "Yeah, my brother had moon crater face and was taken away by NASA"
Person 2: "Yeah, my brother had moon crater face and was taken away by NASA"
by Geckoli December 8, 2023

a Native American tradition to skin an elk, cut the head of a buffalo, and put the skull of the buffalo on like a mask. It could also be a feather headdress. Hang the elks guts up in a tree. Moon gooning is a spiritual thing.
by Black monkey nigga November 20, 2023

moon, I think she is the most beautiful girl I have met in my life, full of life and energy, always ready to go out and have fun and cheer you up, her smile and laugh will make you smile too, she is special, her eyes full of make-up are gorgeous but she has the look of a person who knows what she wants and is sure of herself and loves to smoke blue chesterfields, despite being a chimney I love her with all my little heart <3
Sid:hiii Moon <33
Moon: YOU HAVE MONEY, I HAVE TO BUY MY CIGARETTES
(joke is much better than that she is)
Moon: YOU HAVE MONEY, I HAVE TO BUY MY CIGARETTES
(joke is much better than that she is)
by Sid :( November 22, 2021

Moon ninja.
The moon ninja is the moon that appears in the daylight spotting it. Legend has it she has insomnia, and takes her nap on the wrong side of the moon
The moon ninja is the moon that appears in the daylight spotting it. Legend has it she has insomnia, and takes her nap on the wrong side of the moon
Point at object in sky “ is that the moon I can see out in day light?” Ahh the moon ninja has fallen asleep, insomnia. “
by Moonninja May 30, 2024

moon gooning is a native american ritual that is performed under the moonlight and is usually performed in a group that involves blowing the head off a buffalo, skinning a elk whilst harvesting it's organs as you throw the guts in a tree while taking peyote and gooning (witch means ejaculating) in the elk's entrails . If done properly, you will ascend to the spirit realm and can resurrect the Phoenix, but if not done properly it has a chance of summoning the Eight-legged Chinese Man. Keep in mind that moon gooning is a illegal practice if you don't have a license.
by ProfessionalMoon-Gooner January 13, 2024

by Dabirdie March 23, 2017
