The Mike Tyson Theory

F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.

Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.

by Nunyabiznaz92 April 21, 2021

mike

"mike" ist eine Minute

A: "Kommst du on ?"
B: "Gib mir 10 mike."

by pnx leader July 12, 2020

mike stockton

Sex God

I wish I was like Mike Stockton

by Ms95 July 27, 2018

Mike Fantastic

An AMAZING band! From Cardiff, they auditioned on Britain's Got Talent but the judges didn't recognise true talent, so they didn't win :( They consist of Owen Sheppard Vocals, Michael Rudge Keys/Electronics,Olly Howells Keys/Electronics,Matthew Birch Bass Guitar and Luke Welsby Drums

Person 1: OMG Did you hear that amazing song, Turn off the lights?
Person 2: Yeah by Mike Fantastic! They truly are fantastic.

by Sophadley July 26, 2010

Mike Gabriel

a mentally stable person

You're like the most Mike Gabriel person among my friends.

by kevin02899 September 24, 2022

mike marten

he can't dance

mike marten can't fnace

by scribani October 8, 2021

Mike Ferrell

Mike Ferrell's are generally lousy car salesmen. They aren't very bright, and definitely has a small penis. They are horrible in the bedroom, the showroom, and.....the kitchen. Their deepest secret that they never want to share, is that they played soccer for many years because they couldn't make the football team. And they had an affair with a girl named Jennifer.

Wow, that's got to be a Mike Ferrell!

by eagle320jp January 13, 2020