matthew t.

Big dick man better than everyone and anyone called ewan big epic muscle man sexy too

Matthew t. Is a absolute chad

by halicoop August 2, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is a name of a guy usually with dirty blonde or brunette hair. He is one of the most sweetest boys you’ll ever meet I’m telling you. He will flip your whole world around just like that, he can sometimes have an attitude but most times he is super funny and you may call him annoying because of the way he talks so much but that’s how matthews are right? Always ready to express themselves. Matthews are very kind, supportive, cute, attractive, and hot. He is usually late for school most days, although that can’t ever stop you from looking at him.

Girl one: damn shit that guys hot?

Girl two: that’s the guy in my class

who’s always late.

Girl one: probably a Matthew.

by Cutest mfff alive February 14, 2022

Matthew Rosenstein

A young child, typically a boy, who is covered in hair from head to toe. Usually struggles to confront his true emotions towards blonde girls.

" Ay, that boy Matthew Rosenstein stays bluffing!"

by Asher Jones February 15, 2022

Matthew

A mid kind of guy. Also a theatre kid who can't sing.

Person 1: Who's going up next?

Person 2: Oh his name's Matthew. He's not that great.
Person 1: Yeah just his name says a lot about him.

by tetrislover February 16, 2022

Matthew

A Matthew is a sweet, caring, guy, who may not always be the perfect looking guy of your dreams, but he's above and beyond in every other category. If you have a Matthew in your life, you may soon fall in love with him, if you already haven't. Keep him close, as you would regret losing him.

That Matthew lookin good

by Matthew2048 February 19, 2022

Matthew

Milf Hunter Matthewww

Oh look it’s Milf Hunter Matthew!

by Milf Hunter Matthew February 21, 2022

Matthew

Comes by a dime a dozen. Matthews are like pokemon cards. Usually you draw a common and you're disappointed, but every once in a while you get a shiny legendary card and you laminate it. And exactly like pokemon cards, you don't know how the fuck they work.

I found a rare Matthew Bare and had him laminated.

by potatodonkey February 24, 2022