M. Buldakov

That one person that can make you smile, no matter what’s going on

The most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen, a smile that lights up any room

An important person, an important cupcake

Wow have you seen they’re smile?

Yeah, he’s M. Buldakov

by Your muffin7 June 21, 2021

M E E P

That word just means that you should run, like now, like, RUN

Emo girl: M E E P :x ^¨
Me: *Running very fucking fast*

by yaknowjustmegod September 1, 2020

M

Where I smut my daddy
It's amazing
You go try it :

"Tommy just smut my daddy, my turn! Save some c7m! M! "

by M fundy December 17, 2021

M. I. K

Missing In Kensington

We haven't heard from my roomie at Savage Sisters in dayz, she's prob M. I. K

by Every March 7, 2022

kate e m

the prettiest and sweetest girl ever. the funniest person who will always make you laugh. the type of person who will dance randomly and who’s smile lights up a room. she’s shy when you first meet her but opens up soon after. so pretty with long brown hair and blue grey eyes. she’s insecure but literally the prettiest person at her school. it’s not just her looks that are so great. she’s amazingly smart and doesn’t skip class to be cool. she puts in all her effort into everything she does- from relationships to academics. in addition to this, she’s an amazing athlete. she will wake up at 5am if she has to do to get in her weekly mileage, and loves the feeling of being in the gym. kate is the sweetest girl ever, and is a beam of light. she lights up any room she is in, and everything’s better with her. i could stay up until 2 am texting her. she is the best girl ever and honestly a baddie. i love kate.

“bro did you see that beautiful girl gawd damn”
“oh that’s just kate e m.”

by urmommu March 18, 2023

1665.65 m/s

The velocity required to cock a chicken

Rob: ”Wow you smashed that chicken at 1665.65 m/s”
Chad: ”Yeah, that boy ready to be eaten”

by Erik aka Cp February 21, 2019

Alpha M.

As his completely and utterly delusional pseudonym unquestionably suggests, the dwarfed 5ft4 small turbo-manlet Aaron "Alpha M." Marino is the preposterously petite personification of manlet cope. Exceeding only at telling tall tales about protein powder and his self-evident manletism, taking steroids, giving standing blowjobs and constantly inventing new forms of manlet mathematics and guy height, Aaron "Absolute Manlet" Marino is axiomatically afflicted with such Stalinesquely severe levels of small man syndrome due to his subhumanly stunted short stature, that he is forced to regularly post mortifyingly manletism and manlet rage-induced bitterly boyish bodybuilding YouTube videos out of his manlet pit of a hobbit-hole, like the sneaky and stunted, effeminate Ewok, petite little manlet princess that he most certainly is. Perhaps Aaron "Abominable Manlet" Marino would be best advised to stop being an overcompensating, scamming Little Napoleon and to finally embrace his peculiar petiteness and inherent effeminacy by henceforth only posting baking, cooking, home decoration and yoga videos while enthusiastically submitting to a real man (manmore) and thereby accepting his ridiculous role as the sexy sissy manlet that he was always destined to be, as nature so clearly intends it?

Madison: Manlet detected. Isn't that Aaron Alpha M. "Abhorrently Minuscule" Marino being brutally squashed beneath a two-pound dumbbell over there? Maria: Who cares? Short people got nobody. Madison: Manlets rise up!

by ManletDepreciator October 3, 2024