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How long have you been standing there

When you do something you usually only do alone, like sing while washing the dishes or making food for example, and someone was standing at a distance in the same room and you notice, so you ask them how long they've been there.
guy 1: *singing*
guy 2: hi
guy 1: how long have you been standing there?
by Nopersonalorsmthidk December 20, 2024
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Long veal

noun- prepared flesh of the rich. Similar to long-pig, but this meat hasn’t ever worked, such as the raising of veal.
We finally took Nevada back from the Amazon-bots, to celebrate we’re having a cookout with long veal and irradiated potatoes!
by Tokiethebear February 9, 2021
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long dookie

The first shit you take in the morning that goes on forever. This shit has caused numerous write ups at work for being late and many a argument with the significant other.
Woke up and took a long dookie and shit went down hill from there.
by Angela’s man February 23, 2018
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Long Juice

A sexual term that describes longing someone's juice
Gurt: Yo Can I have the Long Juice
Yo: You can have it the long way
by Bihh Unce August 18, 2025
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Long Elevator

The best song in the undertale ost.
"Yo dude, have you heard Long Elevator yet?"
"Yeah man, it slaps harder than my dad when I got a 69 on my maths test."
by AZZYTASTER December 27, 2023
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Long neck

This is something someone says to imply that you put a lot of effort to see what was going on. Most of the time when they use their entire head and body to look at something .
Sam tried hard to see what his sister had in her hand as she left. She turn around and stated, “ you sure have a long neck.”
by Jjaai May 22, 2023
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Glazed Long Jhon

Is The consensual act between 2 gay lovers in which lover A uses his silky smooth mouth to bring lover B to the point of edging. lover B will vigorously pull out to ensure he goes over the edge upon exiting the mouth, once exited he will offload his load upon lover A’s rock hard cock. Lover B then must comense the glazed long John act, in which he will suck/lick/eat his own secret sauce off lover A’s steel rod. Once the rod is spit cleaned and no reminisce of his cum is found upon the shaft he must recite the phrase “You really like your own brand.” Ending with a dramatic jumping high-five to embrace the true beauty of love.
I (male) heard my boyfriend say that he wanted to ejaculate on my sexual appendage and intake the residue orally so I proposed trying a “Glazed Long Jhon”
by 261ERS February 15, 2024
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