January 29th

National fuck ya ex day

You: wait it’s January 29th let me text me ex

You: ex you know what today is

Ex: no ?

You: it’s national fuck your ex day

by 1Nk January 29, 2024

January 25

A person that was born on January 25th is simply the best person you'll ever meet

And he will jerk off Dominik

1:I think his birthday is on January 25th
2: if it is let's have kids with him

by ILoveDominikstoes November 22, 2021

January 1

Punch a tall friend day! You get to punch your tallest friend

Yo dude, it's January 1st, let's go punch Person 3

Hell yeah

by CHAOS FOREVER!!! May 13, 2022

January 13

National Blonde Kiss a Ginger Day

Oh damn it’s January 13 tomorrow you know what that means…

by BigBalls9000 January 12, 2022

January 28th

National vodka RedBull day

“Hey what you drinking” “well its january 28th... give us a double vodka redbull son”

by Redbull203 January 27, 2022

January Republican

One who, after ignoring every conceivable warning sign, now, suddenly, sees what everyone had been saying all along, feigning surprise at the end result, but only after the world has already watched the feces hit the fan exactly as predicted.

January Republicans throwing Trump under the bus after supporting him for 4 years aren’t fooling anybody.

by NeigbourPlease January 19, 2021

january 2

the day to love your gf. give them your hoodie, hug them, and hold their hand, show affection

Guy 1 - give ur gf ur hoodie

Guy 2 - why

Guy 1- cuz its january 2
Guy 2- ok

by idk02010 November 29, 2023