by carozzi May 3, 2019
Get the underhand bean jammug. A particular loving and caring moment to share with your favorite gal. First you place your fist in her ass, dick in her pussy, and palce you hand over her face blocking her mouth, nose, and ears (works best with either large hands or a small head). Once the convulsions start, the fun begins. Not recommended to hold the position for long and be sure to ask your doctor if you heart is healthy enough sex.
by AHULL October 16, 2022
Get the Louisiana Log Jammug. by Yep11111111111111111111 August 3, 2017
Get the honkey jammug. Bob's wife is a "jam maker", she picks him up when he's drunk and drives him home, staring at him adoringly.
by Lee Sheldon September 17, 2007
Get the jam makermug. Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
by P73 Fox May 31, 2025
Get the Floor Jammug. Jammed up is when you are
1. So fucked up on you cannot be understood
2.Worked up about something
3. Stuck in a pickle
4. When you are caught doing something bottom of the barrel
1. So fucked up on you cannot be understood
2.Worked up about something
3. Stuck in a pickle
4. When you are caught doing something bottom of the barrel
by Shimmaster69 August 8, 2024
Get the Jammed upmug. To get hindered or prevented from accomplishing a goal. Often this happens in unexpected ways and especially in American Samoa.
I thought you were on the flight off island last night and had tickets to the super bowl tomorrow?
Yeah, I was but I got fucking jammed. The plane hit some of the dogs that run loose all over and broke it's landing gear. The next flight out is in five days.
Yeah, I was but I got fucking jammed. The plane hit some of the dogs that run loose all over and broke it's landing gear. The next flight out is in five days.
by Don Reticulo May 9, 2018
Get the Jammedmug.